My SAD SORRY attempt at skiing

So I forget that I should start with the last picture....so in reverse...here is what skiing with a dummy looks like! The object of the game is to go through the middle of the noodle bendy pole. I prefer taking it out. Let's just say I was going fast and freaked out...so I put my arms out. Not sure how that was going to fix the problem. For those of you wondering this is what the end result looks like! It was then followed by laughter and the thought...oh crap how do I get up!

This was the first picture after the crash....current thoughts....do I laugh or do I cry?

Pizza pie or french fry...I pick pizza...much safer!

This is what they call the magic carpet. I am still not sure about the magic. The only thing I have found is that it will "magically" dump you on your butt!

Me...pre-bunny hill trying to convince myself that this will be fun!!!

Please note...it is not a good idea to ride the lift and think you will make it down the mountain alive on day 2. The mountain is huge and the trees always win....the bunny hill is for wimps like me and the swimming noodles are forgiving when you take them out. So here is to me and my handy dandy helmet, hoping that I make it though the ski season alive....with only minor dents in the helmet!